This Is All That Matters
Join two seasoned fantasy football veterans, with a combined 40 years of questionable life choices and 20 years of trash talk in their keeper league, as they navigate the ups and downs of the NFL season. Expect plenty of top 10 lists, bold predictions, and unapologetic smack talk. If you're looking for polished analysis, move along. But if you want raw, unfiltered fantasy advice and a heavy dose of irreverent humor, "This is All That Matters" is the podcast for you. Remember...you gotta get in the water to compete.
Episodes
57 episodes
TIATM #045 - The 2025 Year in Review: Receipts & Regrets
What is up, you clowns? We are wrapping up the 2025 season with a massive "Year in Review" special. It’s time to pull up the receipts, revisit our freezing cold takes, and determine who actually knows ball (and who just got lucky).
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Season 4
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Episode 28
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58:13
TIATM #044 - The 2025 Championship Acceptance Speech
Congratulations to Ben on his 6th championship. See you guys next season!
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Season 4
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Episode 27
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7:00
TIATM Story Time #011 - Just don't fall into this fountain
It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the...
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Season 4
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Episode 26
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35:49
TIATM Story Time #010 - We used to call him "little Kak"
TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to...
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Season 4
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Episode 25
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30:16
TIATM Story Time #009 - How bad is the hangover?
This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform ...
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Season 4
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Episode 24
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41:45
TIATM Story Time #008 - Summer Jobs
TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts."...
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Season 4
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Episode 23
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35:26
TIATM #043 - How are you going to kill a man with your bare hands?
Special Decisions kicks things off by inviting the listeners into his personal struggle with some harrowing first-world problems. Then, the conversation takes an academic turn as Dr. Science presents his new hypothesis regarding the phonetics o...
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Season 4
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Episode 22
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53:16
TIATM Story Time #007 - If I Run, They're Going To Throw Eggs At My New Jacket
Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish...
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Season 4
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Episode 21
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25:31
TIATM #042 - Unsurprising Yet Still Remarkable
It's an episode of revelations. First, Special Decisions confesses his undying love for Cam Skattebo, prompting a debate on how we actually evaluate talent. Later, The Marathon Continues takes the mic for a solo bedtime segment that turns super...
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Season 4
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Episode 20
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1:00:20
TIATM Story Time #006 - Then He Hit Him In The Face With A Gold Thong
TheRealKingFish is back with a legendary tale about attending a Yankees game with TMC's Uncle, a story that somehow ends with Derek Jeter getting hit in the face with a gold thong. The episode also features a classic digression about Mikey need...
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Season 4
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Episode 19
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26:23
TIATM #041 - An Ode to Se Fue La Luz
Who's whining now? The Marathon Continues steps up to the podium to air his own grievances. Not to be outdone, Mikey confesses to the ultimate villain move: taking candy from a baby and covering his tracks. To wrap things up, the guys give Se F...
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Season 4
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Episode 18
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48:23
TIATM Story Time #005 - If You Don't Hit On Her, I'm Going To
TheRealKingFish kicks things off by releasing a formal statement to clear the air. From there, he dives into a classic, winding story about a memorable "on again, off again" relationship that ended in dramatic fashion. Finally, the guys re-liti...
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Season 4
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Episode 17
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23:48
TIATM #040 - Don't Tell Fish I Said That
There's a reason for this week's title. After a quick Halloween check-in, the guys dive deep into the bizarre, fantasy-obsessed "prism" Mikey uses to judge every player in the league. This leads directly into a passive-aggressive takedown of Th...
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Season 4
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Episode 16
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41:54
TIATM #039 - Take your shirt off and leave the field
Special Decisions and The Marathon Continues are back for another chaotic episode. The guys kick things off by going down an internet rabbit hole, sharing and breaking down some of their favorite memes of all time. Then, the gloves come off for...
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Season 4
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Episode 15
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1:06:58
TIATM #038 - He would've Done Better If He Got Shot
This week, Mikey unleashes an epic rant, blaming everyone but himself for his draft day decisions. Then, in a moment of shocking accountability, Charlie finally confesses to making arguably the worst trade in TIATM history. Plus, stick around t...
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Season 4
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Episode 14
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1:06:58
TIATM Story Time #004 - What are you like at funerals?
TheRealKingFish returns with a more recent, unforgettable story from the back seat of his all-time favorite yellow cab ride home. Then, things get heated as The Marathon Continues airs his grievances about Ben's latest antics. Finally, with the...
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Season 4
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Episode 13
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24:39
TIATM #037 - A Metrosexual High Leg Crosser
The Marathon Continues and Special Decisions are back, and this time the analytics are focused on... walking. The guys are inspired to hold an impromptu draft ranking the best walkers in TIATM. The episode also features takes on Christian...
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Season 4
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Episode 12
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52:39
TIATM Story Time #003 - An Hour After...
In this episode, Uncle Fish takes a trip down memory lane to the very beginning, asking Charlie if he remembers the first time they ever met. What follows is the detailed and hilarious origin story of their friendship, starting one fateful nigh...
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Season 4
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Episode 11
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28:45
TIATM #036 - I Need 30 Points to Sleep
The Marathon Continues is joined by the league's best whiner, Special Decisions, for a masterclass in the art of complaining. The guys kick things off with a legendary rant about AJ Brown's disastrous start to the season. The frustration then p...
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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47:04
TIATM Story Time #002 - Justice & Juice
From the halls of 30 Rock to the halls of justice, this episode of Story Time covers it all. First, Fish shares a hilarious backstage story about Jennifer Lopez and her infamous juice demands at SNL. Then, in a classic digression, he explores h...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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28:18
This Isn't Fine - You Don't Know Ball!
From questionable high school habits to an even more questionable Packers-heavy draft strategy, this song is a lyrical takedown of a so-called "fantasy god" whose success is rooted in LUCK.
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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1:34
TIATM #035 - I Would Say "I Thought You Said Score"
The guys are back to break down a pivotal week in the season. They kick things off with a full review of the highly-anticipated debut of "Story Time with TheRealKingFish." Then, it's time for an early-season report card as they revisit the firs...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:02:36
TIATM Story Time #001 - The Stuyvesant Slap
Welcome to a new chapter in the TIATM universe. Introducing Story Time with TheRealKingFish, a new segment where the league's most prolific storyteller finally opens his vault. In this debut episode, Fish takes us back to the hallowed ha...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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17:26
TIATM #034 - Is he better than Jakobi Meyers?
Welcome back to the only fantasy show that matters. This week, the guys check in on their "Stay Away" list to see who's making them look like geniuses (and who isn't). Then, they eat some crow—or double down—as they ask the question: Did we com...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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47:06
TIATM #033 - Pitts Hits the Fan
Things are getting real. The Marathon Continues and Special Decisions are here to document the chaos. Are we really doing the Kyle Pitts thing again? Apparently so. More importantly, the league's "IMO juggernaut" has fallen as Mikey ta...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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33:25